" Ahh, good day to you Mrs. Pan, this is,... safety Dan over at the,... safety,... squad ... Also we have recently come to find that your house has in no way been targeted for multiple eggings and tolietpaperings. So you’ve got nothing to worry about. Prolly just go to your stupid boyfriend’s party and um… no one at all will egg the ever loving crap out of your house. Ok! Once again, I’m safety Dan, Happy Halloween!"
-Strong Bad